Bag of Tricks #001 — Valentine’s Booty Call

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Dear Homoground: What song do I play for the crush I want to bone on Valentine’s Night?

Dear Valentine: If you don’t care about Valentine’s Day or Valentine’s Night, then you should grab an ice cold Schweppes Ginger Ale and treat yo’self any way you please. But if you’re waiting to get down with a special someone and you don’t know if they know about the voodoo that you do, we suggest you take a cue from “Pull Up to the Bumper,” by Grace Jones. Just whisper this sultry number in your crush’s ear, and you are bound to “grease it, spray it, [and] lubricate it.”


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